the birdcatcher
the birdcatcher by khule January 18, 2010
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The Bird
The Bird refers to Crystal Meth that Doesn't get you high. THe Bird Looks, Smells, Tastes, Burns, and even Shoots just like the REAL thing, but doesn't get you high. In Fact THE BIRD has been known to cause many different side effects upon being used such as Depression, Short and Long term loss of vision, head aches, stomach cramps, and last but not least suicidal thoughts. In addition, causing a tweaker to not only be disappointed in their bag, while being confused to the fact it did not get them high.
The bird originated from...
"This Ice doesn't get you high... This shit is for THE BIRDS"
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE BIRD:
"I'm going to get some shit... I sure hope it's not The Bird."
WHEN THERE IS LOTS OF THE BIRD PASSING THROUGH YOUR RING YOU MAY SAY: "Bird's The Word."
WHEN YOU COME ACROSS A FELLOW TWEAKER THAT HAS NEVER BUILT A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BIRD, AND MEETS THE BIRD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BEFORE EXPLAINING THE BIRDS PURPOSE, YOU MAY LEAN TO THE FRIEND AND SAY: "BIRDS THE WORD... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?"
If you are trying to get someone to purchase a bag of bird, you may joke about it in front of them by making noices such as clucking, bird/duck/chicken/rooster sounds.
"This Ice doesn't get you high... This shit is for THE BIRDS"
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE BIRD:
"I'm going to get some shit... I sure hope it's not The Bird."
WHEN THERE IS LOTS OF THE BIRD PASSING THROUGH YOUR RING YOU MAY SAY: "Bird's The Word."
WHEN YOU COME ACROSS A FELLOW TWEAKER THAT HAS NEVER BUILT A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BIRD, AND MEETS THE BIRD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BEFORE EXPLAINING THE BIRDS PURPOSE, YOU MAY LEAN TO THE FRIEND AND SAY: "BIRDS THE WORD... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?"
If you are trying to get someone to purchase a bag of bird, you may joke about it in front of them by making noices such as clucking, bird/duck/chicken/rooster sounds.
The Bird by Pinky, Brain, and Napolean January 12, 2011
the bird sandwhich
Another word for feeding someone your penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Either in the mouth, vagina, ass, etc. Basically just throwing it at whoever wants it, the way they ordered it.
Hot Bartender: "Are you from Drexel Hill, because you have a hot Drexel Hill accent?"
as the batender bitch walks away
Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"
as the batender bitch walks away
Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"
the bird sandwhich by TJ Harp January 28, 2008
fat lady with the bird
1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
fat lady with the bird by Peaknuckle June 9, 2006