Mexican standoff
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Mexican standoff by westynator May 23, 2015
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sacramento standoff
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
sacramento standoff by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016
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Jamaican standoff
A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
Jamaican standoff by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
Canadian standoff
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
Canadian standoff by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017
California Standoff
California Standoff by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017
Leon Standoff
When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze
After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff
Leon Standoff by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017
Winchester Standoff
Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.
Winchester Standoff by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019