Slurpee Sloppys 

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

Slurpee Sloppys by Todd Leee May 23, 2008

Slurpings 

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

Slurpings by daemck January 17, 2022

genital slurpee 

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.

i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee

genital slurpee by burpintootin June 16, 2009

Nicole Slurpee 

1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka

It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses

It leads you to rape monkeys

Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football

Nicole Slurpee by recruiterpoet April 5, 2011

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore 

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

slurpee 

The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.

Also, great for brain freezes.

This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.

slurpee by Blake March 8, 2005

slurpee slut 

Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

slurpee slut by Michele F. September 22, 2008