Red Sox Nation 

Established in late October of 2004. Most members of the RSN are actually refugees from Yankee Nation, which hasnt won a championship since the beginning of the decade.

Most of the members of RSN are bandwagon fans. They will try to impress you with some story about how they visited Boston as a child and fell in love with the team. Don't buy it. The Red Sox sucked in the 90's, but they wouldnt know it. Half of the members of RSN couldn't give you the everyday starting line up if they tried.

Citizens of RSN frequently:
1. Wear off color team gear such as green or pink. Real fans only wear team colors.
2. Lack of any knowledge of Red Sox history prior to 2004.
3. Have never visited Boston.
4. Are suprised when they find out that they can attend a game without a passport.
5. Are confused when Tim Wakefield has to bat in Philadelphia.

(first baseman misses a routine ground ball through his legs)
Oriole Fan: Man, he really Bucknered that one didn't he?
RSN: What the hell are you talking about?

RSN: SOX RULE! FUCK THE YANKEES! PAPI'S GONNA HIT 60 HOMERS!
Oriole Fan 1: Whats that guys problem?
Oriole Fan 2: Ah dont mind him. Just another toolbag member of Red Sox Nation.

Red Sox Nation by Mr. Boh July 10, 2009

Red Sox Fan 

A drunken Irish dipshit from Boston. Commonly found in bars, Charlestown, and jail cells. Hate the Yankees because they're "rich douches" (TRANSLATION: Wealthy due to winninng) and "they suck" (TRANSLATION: Win a lot and piss off Sox fans who are of course poor). Being one of these is as gratifying as being a shit taken by a giraffe. If the Sox lose, they fuck up everything in their path. If the Sox win, they fuck up everything in their path. Quite simply, they're violent wife-beaters, but can be better described as drunk, violent, retarded, pathetic, poor, dirty, uneducated, and the guys who got the short end of the stick.

Random Guy:"Hey dude the Yankees just won their 27th World Series!"

Red Sox Fan: "FUCK YOU! FUCK THE YANKEES! THEY'RE LOSERS WHO ARE RICH CUZ THEY EARN MORE THAN MY ANNUAL $5,000! Excuse me while I drink and beat a guy to death."

Red Sox Fan by Sox Fans Dont Pass Junior High December 1, 2010

Red Sox Nod 

Anytime you are in public, wearing a boston red sox hat, and come across another person in a red sox hat. If the two of you are true fans of the team, you will exchange a nod.

This is a good way to distinguish between full-blown die hards and the post-2004 bandwagon fans.

Guy 1: "Did you know that guy?"

Guy 2: "No but he was wearing a Red Sox hat like me, so I had to throw him the Red Sox Nod.

Red Sox Nod by Cory! September 8, 2007

Red Sox Fans 

The Most Immature, Hypocritical, Bias fans in all of baseball.
They care more about the Yankees losing than anything else. They bring up every negative thing they find about other teams yet they do the same thing...there just to dumb to realize it

If you wanna see examples of what i just said type in Red Sox then type in Yankees...isnt it odd that the yankees page has more red sox fan comments than yankee fan comments?? And the Red Sox page has nothing but red sox fans....why arent yankee fans commenting on that page.....they are a little more mature and normal..and it proves my statement about RedSox fans caring more about the yankees losing than anything else..

Red Sox Fans by ChipmunkDeluxe July 30, 2006

red sox fans 

The team with the most ridiculous, stupid, bandwagon, don't know their ass from their mouths fans in all of sports. Here's the problem with red sox fans: You win a couple times and all the sudden you think the whole sports world needs to bow down to you. They are a bunch of contradicting fans that think they KNOW EVERYTHING. They rip on the Yankees and their fans thinking it makes them look superior, but it makes them look SO STUPID! They have such loud mouths for a team that hasn't won much in their history. They spend their entire days trying to find ways to put the Yankees down, almost bully like. And we all know that bullies do that because they feel incompetent and have low self-confidence. They're also the team that doesn't know how to win properly. The Yankees in their years won with grace, sportsmanship and pride. The Red Sox win with disgusting sportsmanship and gross actions (ex. dancing on the yankee dugout after you beat them in game 7 in 2004. Smoking cigars and dancing on busch field after you beat the cardinals). Find me a Yankee player that did that in Fenway Park and tell me all of Boston wouldn't be up in arms. Plain and Simple: Boston fans have a lot to learn. Their like a really disrespectful and immature child. They need to grow up.

"The worst fans in all of baseball are red sox fans."

red sox fans by c972347023 March 11, 2009

Red Sox Fans 

Red Sox fans are the most annoying, immature, and disrespectful fans in all of baseball. They like to pretend that players like David Ortiz are perfect and never did steroids. They are hypocritical to the extreme, and always talk shit before they should. For example, red sox fans chanted "You do Steroids" at Alex Rodriguez who admitted to using steroids and admitted it was wrong. Yet, soon afterward David Ortiz was named as one of the people who tested positive for preformance enhancing drugs as well AND HE DENIED IT. Red Sox fans complain that the Yankees are overpaid but the Red sox are the second highest paid team in Major League baseball. AND the yankees have 20 more championships than the red sox. After the 2004 red sox won the world series, red sox fans became more annoying then ever before. WE GET IT, yes, the yankees did choke, and us yankee fans were very upset about it. However, we've moved on and you assholes bring it up every chance you get just to spite us. And then we humiliate you by reminding you that you will NEVER in this century compare to the Yankees. The yankees may be very generously paid but at least they play with class and sportsmanship. ANDDDD we have possibly the greatest closer who has ever lived and you have Jonathan Papplebon, a fucking disrespectful, arrogant piece of shit. Red sox fans, get over yourselves. When you win 20 more championships, then maybe you can talk shit.

Red sox fans bitched and moaned for nearly a century until they won their prescious world series in 2004 and 2007 and now they won't shut the fuck up about their gay ass red sox nation

Red Sox Fans by jd1993 August 14, 2009

Red Sox Nation 

Racist high school dropout fan base called 'The Nation' consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.

Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.

Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.

Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.

* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.

Red Sox Nation i.e. In the company of losers.

Red Sox Nation by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009