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jimi whip 

To whip one’s phallus across the face of another so as to leave a red stamp of their Jimi on the aforementioned face for a choice of comical reasons, proximity, or, most common, to put the bitch in her place.
A minute after I finished fucking her, and three minutes after I started, I turned over and said, "What the fuck are you still doing here." She thought I was joking so I took my wet cock and swiveled my hips and jimi whipped the bitch, leaving my fat, twelve inch approval to get the fuck out of my house on her face.
jimi whip by Demetri February 19, 2004
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Jimi Hendrix

To take a song already made and change it so that it is even better like Jimi Hendrix did with songs like Wild Thing, Sgt. Peppers, and Hey Joe.
Dude, Kanye West totally Jimi Hendrixed that Daft Punk song.
Jimi Hendrix by Turbansam May 20, 2008

Jimi Thing 

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the song is loosely similar to Jimi Hendrix Spanish Castle Magic. Jimi thing is LSD which was Hendrix's favorite drug. Jimi thing or LSD is meant to pass the time according to DMB.
If you could keep me floating just for a while

'Til I get to the end of this tunnel...mummy

If you could keep me floating just for a while

I'll get back to you

Take a Jimi Thing

Just to keep me swingin'

I'd like to show you what's inside

I shouldn't care if you don't like it

Brother chaos rules all about

Sometimes I walk there

Sometimes, God knows, I take a bus there

I should't care I shouldn't care bereaved as

I'm feeling
Jimi Thing by Facawi April 19, 2010

jimi hat 

its a condom, dipshit.

get it, its a 'hat' for your 'jimi'
yo nitin, i ran out of jimi hats. got magnums?
jimi hat by niggasense May 7, 2004

Jimi Thing 

1) Slang term for Condom

2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB
"Her gur, put that Jimi thing on me so we don't make babies"

"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"

"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"

Jimi Hendrix

An overrated guitarist that would get absolutely destroyed by a lot of today's guitarists.

Also comparing him to Stevie Ray Vaughan is like comparing platinum to crap, Stevie being the platinum and Jimi being the crap of course.
Jimi Hendrix did not do anything special with his guitar, people only thing he did special things because he played with his teeth and lit his guitar on fire.
It's such a pity that so many people are so ignorant to think that he's the "Greatest".
Me: Stevie Ray Vaughan was the greatest guitarist ever.

Ignorant Fool: No Jimi Hendrix was.

Me: Really? Is that why Stevie Ray Vaughan did Jimi Hendrix covers that are way better than the originals plus his own original songs that are also better.

Ignorant Fool: Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jimi Lit his guitar on fire.

Me: You're a flippen idiot.

Ignorant Fool: No you.

Jimi Hendrix

1. One of the greatest guitarists to walk on the face of the earth.

2. The act of dying of choking on one's vomit.
"Jimi Hendrix was on of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarist of all time".

or

"Man, it really sucked that Lizzie Jimi Hendrixed last night".
Jimi Hendrix by A Doughnut July 23, 2014