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A retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and DVD rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Jessica Simpson CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)
hastings by Etinerub Nav April 15, 2008
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Hastings, Nebraska 

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

Spencer Hosking

The straight equivalent to Milo Yiannopoulos or Charlie Kirk - all are cuckservatives/neoliberals
Spencer Hosking is an American cuckservative with liberal Aussie views.
Spencer Hosking by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019

Spencer Hosking

This sorry ass Aussie-Vegas white dude is NOT a conservative or right-wing like everyone thinks. For example, he declares he is pro choice, he admitted to flipping off cops on Instagram, mocks MAGA/Trump supporters by mixing it with a "White Lives Matter" tee and calling Trump a "white nationalist nigga" while siding with Louis Farrakhan and Paul Ryan.
Spencer Hosking by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019
Susie was a bitch so I histing her
Histing by Obana September 4, 2019

Ash Hastings 

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.
Don't be such a Ash Hastings.
Ash Hastings by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

Game of Hastings 

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.