Pokemon Evolution 

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

Pokemon Evolution by and so it begins! March 8, 2011

Evolution of Dance 

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.

Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!

Evolution of Dance by KFlavin May 11, 2007

de-evolution 

the act of turning from a normal human being, to a raver, then a juggalo. rapidly spreading disease.

person one: whoa, what happened to grace?

person two: she's dating a juggalo, she lowered her status as a human being. she has now been reduced to hanging out in mall food courts.

person one: wow. what a blatent display of de-evolution.

de-evolution by flomause October 22, 2010

Evolutionist 

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.

My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!

Evolutionist by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

communist evolution 

the gradual and non revolutionary change of any state government into a communist government.

examples:

social security or state owned property in a democracy

while the overall function of the government acts overtly communist, it is still seen by the greater majority as a democracy due to free elections or other topical democratic pastimes.

for more information on the mechanics of communist evolution in a democracy, see: hitler'/national socialist "rise to power" in post treaty of versailles germany.

communist evolution by acornco September 13, 2010

Evolution Science 

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

Evolution Science by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

punk evolutionary 

not the "punk that no longer exists" its a punk that listens to the new punk bands, you dont have to listen to just the misfits and sex pistols to b an actual punk, punk is just punk, this particular form is punk evolutionary

he listens to anti flag, he's a punk evolutionary

punk evolutionary by jordom hines October 22, 2006