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dunch crunch 

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
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Dunch Punch 

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.
Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."
Dunch Punch by hey biznitches April 13, 2010

Dunch Brunch 

When a male is surrounded by women.
"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."
Dunch Brunch by biznitches III April 13, 2010

dunch napkin 

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts
dunch napkin by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack
Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..
Darien Dunch by Bennoo March 20, 2008

Dutch Dinkle Dunch 

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.
Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.