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Catholic High School

Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.
Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?

It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.

Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
Catholic High School by i-i-i-hate it September 15, 2010

trinity catholic high school 

everyone who goes there is an idiot and everyone in Stamford and local areas know it. People who go there attended St. Cecilia's, Holy Spirit, Our Lady Star of the Sea, Sacred Heart, and for middle school they went to Trinity Catholic Middle School (aka St. Gabriel's). People who go there are retarded but think they are really smart. They also think it is actually a good school.
The best college anyone ever gets into from Trinity Catholic High School is Boston College.

trinity catholic high school 

A nice, Catholic, co-ed high school in a nice section of Stamford, Connecticut. Students who attend were very cute uniforms. Most students are preppy(the nice kind, not snotty) but there are also the typical high school cliques such as punks, goths, and nerds. If you ever step foot inside TCHS beware of the midget who is currently a freshmen. I'm not sure what his name is but he freaks me out. Also, watch out for their basketball team. They kick ass.

Charlotte Catholic High School 

Ever wonder where the kids with million dollar houses and hundred thousand dollar cars? Yeah, you've found the place. Charlotte Catholic is basically the school everyone sends their kids to so that they can get a good education, but they end up at ECU. Drugs are rampant, sex is everywhere, and bullying is horrible. Yet somehow, parents think they're doing the best for their little kiddies.

Also, fun fact. Ardrey Kell and Providence students on average take double the amount of advanced placement courses as Catholic kids.
Joe: "You going to the Charlotte Catholic High School football game?"
Bob: "Naaa, I'm going to stay home and procrasterbate."

DePaul catholic high school

DePaul is known for there excellent football team and hot girls that vape 24/7 and think there the shit! The girls only base guys off there popularity and how old they are and not even off there personality…in this school “all girls are the same” Juice world quote.
DePaul Catholic high schoolis a fun place to f*ck around and hook up with girls.

St Francis Xavier catholic high school 

St Francisco Christian elementary school is that really REALLY small pre school like education centre where the population is lower than a thousand. While the grade 7 and 8’s run around vaping and smoking weed, we usually get the special guest of having one police officer come to our school a day picking through some weed filled locker. The 9th graders run around aimlessly literally have no clue what the fuck they’re doing and WHO they’re doing (if I’m fact ones attractive enough to actually get some.) the grade ten’s are the very unnecessary loud kids with those occasional quiet losers who think they’re very popular. The 11 and 12’s are the exact same thing except that a couple of them wear durags trying to get their waves.
“What school do you go to?”

St Francis Xavier catholic high school

“Well at least you don’t go to RDHS.”

St James Catholic High School 

year 7’s get wetter and wetter every year and they cry over boys thinking they love them when in reality they weren’t even on a serious ting.
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year 8’s think they are cool because they ain’t the youngest no more and go a beef the year7’s.

year 9’s fucking hell they act older than their age with all their hall parties, usually in year9 people start to get serious relationships and loose their virginity.

Year10’s start to know to mind their on business but they won’t take shit from younger years.

Year11 is when clicks start forming, they always push in front of everyone at break and Lunch.
Man1. Do you know anyone in St James Catholic High School?
Man2. Yeah I know some year9’s they are fucking loud