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a poor vodka substitute that looks like and tastes like piss (and also makes you piss a lot)
fuck i'm out of smirnoff, guess we'll have to chug some nasty ass bud lite tonight

shit i broke seal! now i'm going spend the rest of the night at the pisser, thanks to all the beer (pissing the night away..)
BEER by b0bert April 17, 2006
Any one of serveral IBC beverages, but most often used to refer to root beer
beer by BMG December 17, 2002
Rebecca Black is so beer.
beer by Wassupbitchnuggetz April 27, 2011
A shitty, extremely bitter beverage which I have no idea how it so popular. If you want to drink real beverages, go for expenive red wine, brandy, or rum.
Brands like Bud Light, Miller Light, Golden Biersch, Heineken are all beer (there are more brands, but I can't think of any others right now).
Beer by Dinoman May 13, 2005
the best damn thing next to monkeys, trance and boobs XD
The world will belong to the monkeys once they start drinking beer and listening to trance!

prophecy of the beer drinking listening to trance monkey who will rule the world
beer by beer monkey February 17, 2008
A great tasting beverage that can lead to getting you buzzed and drunk. People have different tolerance levels making it hard to detect who is drunk or not. There are different levels of drunk. There's the standard level of 'drunk', 'more drunk' and then it skips all the way up to 'shitfaced'. When at the level of 'shitfaced' you tend to puke/pass out/not remember anything. It can be fun until you end up in the middle of nowhere with your shirt and shoes missing. Some beers are great to enjoy but there's always a reason people are drinking, and that is to get to the level of 'shitfaced'.
Person 1: Oh man I had some great beer the other day!
Person 2: I'm surprised you remember you were so shitfaced!
Beer by Paintcrazy23 August 26, 2013