Horny little bastard 

A male dog

That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog

Horny little bastard by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018

All cops are bastard 

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

All cops are bastard by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Wank Stain Of A Bastard 

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

Wank Stain Of A Bastard by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard 

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

double decker cheese loaded bastard by 6aXL September 30, 2020

times new bastard 

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

times new bastard by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

Chip eating bastard by the_game March 5, 2021

Full time mad bastard 

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

Full time mad bastard by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021