squirrel chop 

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

squirrel chop by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019

Squirrel 

A girl that wants to eat your nuts

She ah squirrel

Squirrel by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019

Squirrel 

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.

Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.

Squirrel by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.

Look at that fluffy squirrel!

fluffy squirrel by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

squirrel 

An animal that lives in the trees in the forest

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan

squirrel by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019

Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

Dirt squirrel by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019

Flying Squirrel 

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't

Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.

Flying Squirrel by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019