It Scooby doo be like that sometimes 

When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.

P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.

It Scooby doo be like that sometimes by Gian69420 January 23, 2022

Sometimer 

A person who forget half the things not all the things like Alzheimer’s

Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!

Sometimer by EiceCream May 16, 2018

my mom sucks my dick sometimes 

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

my mom sucks my dick sometimes by DORER January 10, 2021

It really be like that sometimes 

When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.

Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.

Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.

It really be like that sometimes by Keykonday May 17, 2018

It really be like that sometimes 

It really be like

*dad dies*

Me: it really be like that sometimes

It really be like that sometimes by Baibae February 6, 2019

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

sometimes always 

A term that is used only by the most prestigious of moronic and insolent percentage of the world population. Averaging out to about 0.01%. The statement in itself contradicts itself as where an event can not both "sometimes" (as in not definite) and "always" (as in definite) happen at the same time. Any use of this phrase should end in immediate annihilation of the individual.

Bro, that sometimes always happens

sometimes always by Moar Chins Please October 15, 2017