Politics 

...is a circus act. Enough said.

Politics is a circus act. Period.

Politics by Definition4975 June 9, 2020

Politics 

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button

"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"

Politics by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020

Politics 

Where bald guys fight because of a video of a fat kid eating Cheetos.

“Fuckin weaboos, politics suck!!!!”

Politics by Them Hussar 👀 September 18, 2020

Politics 

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.

NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.

Politics by comradenazi September 23, 2020

Politics 

Any type of relationship:
God(s) to organisms, viruses, and aliens
Organisms to organisms
Organisms to viruses
Organisms to aliens
Aliens to viruses
And vice-versa

Yes, nature and universe is egotistical, deal with it

In politics, there's no such thing as friend nor enemy, but only interests. If you have no purpose or even destructive, you better kill yourself.

Politics by Sir. B December 14, 2020

Politics 

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

Politics by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020

Politics 

Bullshit that people will kill one another over because that is how you build cohesiveness in a country: Division.

"I don't get into Politics because no politician gives a damn about the general population; only power."

Politics by J3ll0f1ng3r5 January 8, 2021