A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.
Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.
My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.
Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!
A term used by car enthusiast to describe when a woman's gash is so blown out that it looks as if there are curtains of meat hanging out of what should be a self contained organ.
-"Hey man, ive been hooking up with this girl and she definitley has a widebody labia kit installed."
-"Oh yeah, what comes in the box when you order it?"
-"A pound of boars head roast beef and a box of self tapping screws."