scam-a-lama-ding-dong 

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

scam-a-lama-ding-dong by Scandalista December 14, 2006

Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

Rama Lama by Kevin November 22, 2003

check your lama 

A phrase based off an obscure anagram which was featured in the Jamestown 400 treasure hunt which means to check a certain blog for new clues. For any of the thousands of participants in the hunt, this phrase will result in them dropping all tasks and rushing to the nearest available computer.

Person 1: {check your lama}
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,etc: Aah!!!

check your lama by Robur November 4, 2007

.fluffy_lama 

The best person ever
They have 1000 followers
They're hot
They're cool

.fluffy_lama is cool

.fluffy_lama by Xooolfwtk July 7, 2021

Fight My Lama 

Synonym for fuck my life

John: We have a 200 question exam tomorrow.
Luke: Fight My Lama

Fight My Lama by james ford October 1, 2012

shama lama ding dong 

a faggy old song by Otis day and the Nights

shama lama lama shut the fuck up goddamn it

shama lama ding dong by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

Dalai Lama Tongue 

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢

Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

Dalai Lama Tongue by Hym Iam April 11, 2023