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bork the blup
A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.
Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!
bork the blup by Blup Borker August 6, 2020
bork'd
Internet slang for broken.
Bork Bork
From the Muppet character, the Swedish Chef. A phrase used to indicate that someone has just said something which sounds like it should make sense, but doesn't at all.
Person 1: I really enjoyed that movie.
Person 2: Yes, the acting was superb.
Person 3: All I can think about now is gourmet cheese.
Person 1: Bork bork!
Person 2: Bork bork!
Person 2: Yes, the acting was superb.
Person 3: All I can think about now is gourmet cheese.
Person 1: Bork bork!
Person 2: Bork bork!
Bork Bork by Oysterbaby's Man March 14, 2011
Bork Bork
A sound sometimes made by a Pupper. This pupper may be mentally retarded. The borking sound is caused when a pupper tries to bark but fails, the sound that does end up coming out sounds like "bork bork".
Doggos and doges have also been known to make this noise from time to time.
The borking noise was originally brought to fame by memers. It had since been used to describe awkward barks all around the world.
Doggos and doges have also been known to make this noise from time to time.
The borking noise was originally brought to fame by memers. It had since been used to describe awkward barks all around the world.
Bork Bork by Bork for days May 30, 2017
Bork Hole
When you start watching "Bork" videos (Animal covers of songs) and find yourself stuck watching them for hours.
I found this new cover of Spooky Scary skeletons and that led me to a 3 hour bork hole, I got nothing done today.
Bork Hole by JusticeZERO May 25, 2018
bork overdrive
Doggo 1- bork bork
doggo 2- yo if u bork once more u will go into bork overdrive.
doggo 1- bork... botrkokrtoktrkogborkborkorkborkborkborkbrkborkborkbrokborkborkborkbork. blep
doggo 2- yo if u bork once more u will go into bork overdrive.
doggo 1- bork... botrkokrtoktrkogborkborkorkborkborkborkbrkborkborkbrokborkborkborkbork. blep
bork overdrive by glossy ahole April 18, 2018