Canada's History 

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

Canada's History by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.

Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.

Canada's History by proph3t March 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!

The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.

Canada's History by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

Canada's History by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

canada's history 

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.

OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.

canada's history by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010

canada's history 

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...

"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"

canada's history by NDGambella February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.

I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.

Canada's History by Strumeister February 4, 2010