Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

Unicorn asbestos by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

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Unicorn

A queer woman, usually lesbian who is having a threesome with a straight couple.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.

" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"

Unicorn by Queench April 2, 2018

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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

unicorn thinker by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018