military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.

My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.

military girlfriend by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017

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associative girlfriend

Your girlfriends' best friend who's basically the third person in your relationship and not in a weird cockblocking sort of way she just fits among you and girlfriend and you couldn't imagine your relationship without her in it because she's not just girlfriends' friend... She's yours too. She drinks with you when girlfriend doesn't want to. She goes and eats with girlfriend when you're on a diet. She takes girlfriend to target when you don't want to go. She is an associative girlfriend and your favorite third wheel.

Example 1
Girlfriend:I'm hungry lets go eat allll the foods

You: no go call associative girlfriend I'm on a diet

associative girlfriend by Panda_snorlax_friends October 7, 2015

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market rent girlfriend

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).

I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.

market rent girlfriend by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017