The youtube paradox 

When a video has more likes, than it has views. most likely it has 301 views, and douches write annoying things about it even though it've been that way for a billion years.

Douche: "thumb up if you are 301th viewer"
Everybody else: "that's the youtube paradox, it's unexplainable"

The youtube paradox by simsxD April 11, 2011

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. 

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This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

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/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

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This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. by iSelektALotOfThingsButNotMode April 11, 2009

Fred from Youtube

The Absolute most annoying person on youtube. He constantly chipmunkshis voice to make him "funny" while in reality, he is the next generation of alarm clocks :p

Sam: Hey joe, Fred from Youtube is sooo annoying and overrated, don't you think?

Joe: Hey, this is Fred!

Sam: omg... Shut up! fred is just an annoying character. people say he's funny just because the chipmunking of sony vegas has covered the gayness of his real voice. I can believe he makes money off of annoying the hell out of adults and teens around the world on youtube!

Joe: but he's funny

Sam:>_>

Fred from Youtube by Das uber Spezi! January 1, 2009

Keep youtube safe 

Something someone says they meant when they get judged for writing KYS (kill your self)

"Sorry, i meant 'keep youtube safe' please dont judge"

Keep youtube safe by hiiwanttodie June 10, 2018

m.youtube.com 

The link to the mobile version of YouTube for browsers.

Go to m.YouTube.com for the mobile version.

m.youtube.com by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021

Lost-In-YouTube 

When you first get on your computer, usually just to look up one specific video on YouTube that hit your thoughts randomly. After the process of watching the video you see one on the related video and a time vortex begins. Next thing that you know, you have 5 tabs open watching something on the other side of the spectrum from where you began.

Man 1: Bro, where were you last night, you said you would be by at 10!
Man 2: Sorry bro, i got Lost-In-Youtube

Lost-In-YouTube by Das B May 18, 2014

DJ Youtube 

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)

"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"

DJ Youtube by StreetBikeTakeover August 22, 2009