Russian and Italian 

The act of rubbing your penis between breasts and ass-cheeks, respectively.

Dude 1: i went russian and italian on that chick last night.
Dude 2: sweet.

Russian and Italian by mrsmrsir October 5, 2011

The Italian Ice Job 

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

The Italian Ice Job by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

American Italian by viper651 October 17, 2017

National Italian Discrimination Day 

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

National Italian Discrimination Day by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

Bedford Italian 

An individual of Italian descent living in the UK who maintains the privileges of their Italian heritage whilst not being able to speak any fluent Italian.

“I'm tired of Bedford Italians driving up and down my street in their fiat punto blasting italian music when actually they have never lived there and cant speak the language.”

Bedford Italian by Motierre October 24, 2022

Honorary Italian

Someone who is either not Italian by blood, or has little Italian blood, who was raised in an Italian family. Example, someone who was adopted into an Italian family.

Joey isn’t actually Italian, but we consider him an Honorary Italian

Honorary Italian by hischransen December 21, 2022

artisan of the Italian trouser snake 

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

artisan of the Italian trouser snake by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011