Spankist

A spankist is any person who has a propensity to administer spanking as their preferred form of corporal punishment. A spankist (or spanki, plural) is usually an adult who performs the spank on a young child. Spanki are most often parents or family relatives, with daycare givers or babysitters being less common examples. An elementary school teacher was once considered to be the defining institutionalized spankist, but this practice has largely abated since the Post-war era.

"As a spankist, I believe that time-out is an ineffective punishment."

One theme considered for an episodic arc for the Maury Povich Show was "You Spankist!: A focus on potentially unethical spanking."

Spankist by Rice_brown September 14, 2010

Spanking 

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.

Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!

Spanking by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023

spanish mullet 

The Spanish mullet is a hair style that originated in Spain (obviously). It combines dreadlocks with the common mullet (short hair on the front, top and sides, long at the back) Often confused with the shitty mullet. It is currently a trendy hair style in Australia, that will soon become popular world wide.

"wow bro, that guy has a shitty mullet!"
"that's not a shitty mullet bro, its a Spanish mullet"
"what a trendy cunt, dreadlocks are so in right now... and so is the mullet"

spanish mullet by The Big "V" June 29, 2013

spanish thank you 

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.

I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.

spanish thank you by Cold feet February 10, 2015

Spandicap 

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.

Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.

Spandicap by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016

spanish oven 

Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.

That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven

spanish oven by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016

spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.

"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

spanish kissing by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017