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kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.
Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.

YouTube selfish 

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.
This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"

passive selfish 

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.
“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”
passive selfish by 0abs March 25, 2023

Pussy Selfish 

When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.
Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.

Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.
Pussy Selfish by G-StringThief February 5, 2014

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

Note to Selfish

When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE
Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!
Note to Selfish by Akro_Nimb August 18, 2011