Skip to main content

Oasis Academy Silvertown 

this is a place that contains quite a few disgraceful Congolese rats. And suffer with many many many spots that not even neutrogena can fix this shit. These animals stink like dog piss and Ghanaian jollof. This is not a school this is a pig sty.
Have you ever been to oasis academy silvertown?”
Yeah man has some stinky ass pum smelling Congolese sisters, rarsclart”

oasis academy longcross 

A place with high teachers that try to fucking tech kids how to do quick
Jack:do you want to go to oasis academy longcross
Kian:fuck of I will get high if see the teacher as she walks past me
(n) A cringe ass girl who constantly roleplays her entire life away and would probably have sexual intercourse with 50 furries from Krypton. Not to mention, they’re anime furries.

(v) to latch onto an anime otter’s nose and violently fuck them while masturbating to loli anime furries

(adj) the characteristic of having a strong desire to jerk off the massive 10 foot penis of 7 blue loli furry anime otters that are all simultaneously singing kumbaya
Noun:
Person 1: “Did you see that girl who continuously roleplays with furries while masturbating to Superman?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, she’s such an Oasis”

Verb:
That person always dreams of oasising otters.

Adjective:
Those anime otters are displaying Oasis tendencies. It’s scary.
britpop band consisting of the gallagher brothers and some randoms who left during their be here now era in 1997. they were most successful during their first three eras, definitely maybe, morning glory and be here now. great albums, though some fans got disappointed by BHN. it was sort of downhill from there. formed in 1991, disbanded 2009. best 18 years for music, i'd say. also made the hit wonderwall, known by almost every being on the planet.
'man, oasis is god! definitely maybe is biblical.'
oasis by fuzzypinkscrunchy November 13, 2018
Oasis is so much better
Oasis by Sidocnriakxjcndosin March 10, 2020

oasis brightstowe 

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.
fuck oasis brightstowe