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The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower 

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

Polish Lawnmower

The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes
Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower
Polish Lawnmower by John w lee January 3, 2009

The Sharp Lawnmower 

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
The Sharp Lawnmower by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

Chattanooga Lawnmower 

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
Chattanooga Lawnmower by t pot January 28, 2019

The brazilion lawnmower 

the brazalion lawnmower is the act of doing it doggystyle and then lifting her legs behind you and while holding on to her legs he then walks while still maintaining penetration as she walks on her hands thus resembling a man mowing the lawn
Yo, Lee i was hittin' this girl from behind and I picked her legs up and showed her what the brazilion lawnmower was.