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Jesus Christ on Jupiter 

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.
I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

Maya Jupiter 

An extremly talented female Australian MC. She has a reputation for having one of the best live shows in an Australian Hip-Hop concert and has the ability to rock a crowd. She has been found on stage next to international acts such as Kut Master Kurt, Black Eyed Peas and DJ CashMoney
"Move, everbody on the dance floor, just Move!"
Maya Jupiter by Aussie Hip-Hop August 23, 2004

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider 

this sentence refers to mock boys to say that they got to jupiter to get stupider.
Anna said to billy "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"

Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter! 

A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!
Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".

Hot Jupiter 

(The Gas Giant) To complete any sexual act by farting in your partner's mouth, either to bring about orgasm or to be timed with the partner's orgasmic climax.
Kaylee give Nick a Hot Jupiter for his 42nd birthday.
Hot Jupiter by MagneticRed March 17, 2019

Salute Jupiter 

An Optimistic Individual.

A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.
Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.

Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck
Salute Jupiter by JupiterSalute January 19, 2012