Daring Fireball

A homoerotic act where one receives anal sex from Steve Jobs, while jerking off Tim Cook and blowing Jony Ive. the free hand is used to type blogs berating everything that Google or Microsoft does

John Gruber pulled a hell of a Daring Fireball last night after Google announced Android 3.0 was in wide release. Steve, Jony and Tim were worn out.

Daring Fireball by HardwareAgnostic June 7, 2011

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Chinese Fireball

The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.

Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"

Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."

Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."

Chinese Fireball by Pigeonj January 1, 2008