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1. crap offensive (1): something worthless.

2. crap offensive (2): excrement.

3. crap offensive (3): falsehoods and lies.
1. "My furniture is a bunch of cheap crap."

2. "Yuck! I stepped on dog crap!"

3. "I've had enough of your crap."
crap by Iyad Mahdood January 26, 2013
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refutable information, does not apply
The information found in studies about what men are attracted to is crap
crap by smart rear July 29, 2008
its poop, but most ppl use it to replace "shoot" or "darn" u normally would say it wen sumthing bad or annoying happens.
"crap, i forget to study for the test!"
crap by yoguyz May 18, 2009
(1) poop
(2) stuff
(1) im gonna go crap in the toilet.
(2) im gonna look at your crap in your box of crap.
crap by u2dvdbono September 20, 2010
A term most recently derived from the last name of a man who had much to do with the popularity of the toilet His name was Thomas "Crapper" and American GI's during WW1 stationed in England would use these toilets with Crapper's name engraved upon them. Eventually, they coined the term "crapper" and "crap".
Sir, may I be excused from the war periodically while I go use the "Crapper"?

This trench warfare bullshit is scaring the "crap" outta me!
crap by Pelgy May 22, 2010
The true definition of this is simply a dirty ass whole which is supplied by M.O.N.S.E this industry specializes in the nastiest dirty shit wholes ever to be seen or smelt, if you have the misfortune of getting that close
best friend, fa-breeze, dirty, plunger, red head blue eyed Mexicans, crap
Crap by jacob tu tu October 19, 2010