Cowboys Comeback

When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

Cowboys Comeback by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

Recycled Comeback 

When an individual tries to respond to an insult, but re-uses the same insult that they are responding to. This make them look dull and uncreative.

“At least I’m not a fuck face”
“Well, at least I’m not a face fuck”
“Wow, what a recycled comeback”

Recycled Comeback by Thisismyaccountfuckoff May 23, 2021

Academic Comeback 

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end

Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master

Academic Comeback by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023

Academic comeback 

The act of having below a 3.0(c average)gpa and pulling it up to above a 3.5(b average) gpa

I made a academic comeback halfway through the school year so I didn’t fail

Academic comeback by Takeep December 7, 2023

Shitty comeback 

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

Shitty comeback by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Academic Comeback 

An academic comeback refers to a student's significant improvement or recovery in their academic performance after a period of poor grades, struggles, or setbacks. It often involves renewed focus, better study habits, and overcoming obstacles such as failing grades, personal challenges, or academic probation.

After failing his first year of college, Jake made an impressive academic comeback by improving his study habits and earning straight A’s the following semester

Academic Comeback by big veiny ahh dih February 17, 2025

Hindsight Comeback 

That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).

Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."

Hindsight Comeback by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025