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Struggle Bald 

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
Struggle Bald by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
Word of the Day on April 18, 2025
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salty balty 

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"
salty balty by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016

So Mald So Bald 

Mad because bald
Forsen: "Fucking maldio, so mald so bald man"
So Mald So Bald by Gachibass November 7, 2019

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle 

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

snow bald eagle 

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan
Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke

Slap A Bald Head Day 

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back
yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas

Earth died so badly 

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man
so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died