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Zeke Zerdain

A dumb football player, who plays the position of long snapper for the Huston Texans, that four idiots named Joe Cordell, Myles Mike, Drew Mike, and James Tisak made up for fun and then pretended that he was real.
Zeke Zerdain is the best long snapper in the NFL by far
Zeke Zerdain by countrygirl67 December 17, 2010

zeke god 

zeke god is a stupid cunt that deserves to be perm banned on earthcraft
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot
zeke god why are you gay

stop being a zeke god its retarded
zeke god by c00lman69 October 17, 2021

Zeke-onomics 

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.
1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
Zeke-onomics by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Zeke Nadeem 

he is a gay, hairy ape that is in love with emilio
Zeke Nadeem by your_dad_;) January 17, 2020

Zeke Moment

When someone acts in a way that is only possible because of their bad luck.
"I just rolled a NAT 1! Goddamnit!"
"Thats a total Zeke Moment right there!"
Zeke Moment by Manisian September 9, 2022

Zeke Kane 

Maybe the coolest kid in the history of the universe.
Kid 1: Bro I wish I was as cool as Zeke Kane
Kid 2: I know bro, I heard he’s the coolest kid in the universe
Zeke Kane by Whshdisidjfhdhwhwjwhdh November 25, 2018