twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

twatwaffler by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007

twatwattle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey wattle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried under all that twatwattle!

twatwattle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twat waffle cannon 

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

twat waffle cannon by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

twat waffle by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009

Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

Twat Waffle by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

Twat Waffle by thenydondada December 10, 2013

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018