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Ball Squeezer

A Man who does not use the act masturbation so instead he squeezes his testicles until he gets an erection. once he gets an erection he proceeds to then go to sleep.
this guy dosent nut, he is a ball squeezer
Ball Squeezer by Anonymoususer67 November 6, 2025

Carolina Squeezer

A catastrophically inexperienced first hand job delivered with maximum enthusiasm, minimum technique, and the grip strength of a stressed-out babysitter opening a pickle jar. Commonly associated with girls in 2004 who thought “working it” mostly involved panicked squeezing and eye contact.
That flat chested girl in her tweety bird shirt is giving that young Jason Biggs a Carolina squeezer!
Carolina Squeezer by grody May 11, 2026

Greasy grape squeezer 

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

sneeze n squeezer 

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

sneeze n squeezer 

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate
Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”
Georgia Juice Squeezer by kats067 January 15, 2026