make me a sammich mentality 

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

make me a sammich mentality by Carson Myers December 14, 2008

Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.

1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Wang Sammich by superfreak69 September 22, 2004

chilled grease sammich 

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't

"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

chilled grease sammich by dabizz March 1, 2008

fancy sammich 

Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.

Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.

fancy sammich by FancySammich01 November 15, 2010

Dubba Down Sammich

Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.

Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!

Me: uh, KFC?

Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!

Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.

Dubba Down Sammich by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

Peanut butter jelly sammich 

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

Peanut butter jelly sammich by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023