Pelvis Presley 

excessive female inner thigh hair that exposes itself connected directly to the main pubic patch.... Thus creating the likeness of Elvis Presley sideburns...

man I wanted to take Lisa Marie to pound town last night, but her Pelvis Presley's made my weiner shrivel so fast it vaporized.

Pelvis Presley by c-har April 7, 2015

Elvis Presley 

Verb; The dance including spreading your legs, bending your knees, shaking, and kicking that a man does when his genitalia adhere(stick) to his leg, and does not want to get noticed by nearby parties while detaching said genital. Men who do this dance usually feel like they've gotten away with something, but they usually attract more attention than they would have if they had done the deed with their hand without spasming.

Chris: hey patty.
Patty: hey.
Chris: wow, do you see josh over there?
Patty: Yeah, he looks like he's really enjoying the music!
Chris: Thats what he wants you to think, hes actually at mid Elvis Presley. Every guy here knows what he is up to.

Elvis Presley by O'Bouhillae March 26, 2009

Elvis Presley 

A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.

Only bad point is that he was American.

o look He's number 1 again

Elvis Presley by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

Mrs. Presley

assistant principal at marina village who likes to give everyone detentions.

student-runnning down the stairs because hes late
mrs. presley- come to my office , you have detention after school

Mrs. Presley by mr young man October 3, 2011

An Elvis Presley 

When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.

Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.

An Elvis Presley by Jakee B April 27, 2008

elvis presley 

He's dead.

Elvis Presley is dead.

elvis presley by udusers1 July 26, 2010

Rowan Presley 

Irish blonde boy with messy hair. He looks like a girl but don't be fooled Oliver has seen his penis. Once was called a trap by a weaboo. He looks at yaoi in his free time and is rumored to like men and be a bottom. He turned someone gay in a wendy's. Well known in many discord communities for being annoying yet somewhat likable.

Person : Rowan are you a bottom?
Rowan Presley : yeah

Rowan Presley by jacksonjakovski March 12, 2020