monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

monopoly hoe by Guy Person January 30, 2014

monopoly nut 

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

monopoly nut by Oof lord September 30, 2017

Monopoly Instructions 

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

Monopoly Instructions by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

Monopoly Go Ads 

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.

“Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”

Monopoly Go Ads by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopoly Go ads 

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

Monopoly Go ads by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopoly Karen

Someone who, whilst playing Monopoly, gets mad at others for adhering to rules with which they are not familiar.

The bank CAN auction that property if you don’t want to buy it. And I’m going to offer $10 for it. Don’t be a Monopoly Karen just because you don’t know the rules!

Monopoly Karen by anonymous August 23, 2025

Monopoly Syndrome

When one's socialist values leave their soul turning them into the ultimate capitalist who is willing to step on anyone they need to in order to maximize profits as much as possible. As a result of playing Monopoly (and being really passionate about it)

Note: Effect wears off once the game of Monopoly has ended

People playing Monopoly
Player 1: Haha get fucking scammed!!!
Player 2: Hey thats not fair
Player 1: Based off the rules I now own all your property
Player 2: Don't you usually have socialist morals? This isn't like you.
Player 1: I'm having some crazy Monopoly Syndrome right now, I'm the ultimate capitalist
Player 2: *swipes the game off the table with anger. Everyone dies in an earthquake no one wins!!!
(Everyone then reverted back to being a socialist because aid after natural disasters is a foreign concept to true capitalists)

Monopoly Syndrome by Sach0218 April 15, 2026