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Jimmy the Inbred 

What all southerners have in their basement. Mostly found in Alabama - the inbred state.

Jimmy the inbred is the inbred brother that all southern families have. Each Jimmy usually has 7 toes on each foot and 6 fingers in total. Jimmy is usually locked in a cage to keep away from the outside world.

Jimmy the inbred sometimes escapes, much like Borat's retarded brother, and rapes all the males, females, pets, and neighbors of each family.

Jimmy the inbred can be called by each family member just by tapping the back of their left hand. Upon doing this from any spot in the world, Jimmy will appear within a matter of seconds ready to rape anything in his path.
yeah. i gotta Jimmy the inbred down in the basement somewhere. havent fed him in years, but hes locked up pretty good.
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Annoying Inbred 

An inbred son of a bitch who is a failed abortion.

That person tries to get into your personal life but instead fails and gives you mixed feelings about him/her. Then he/she goes in a deep depression like the inbred they are. Once in a while they will say annoying shit making everyone hate him/her.
Hey shut up! You're an annoying inbred, no one will ever like you because of what you say.
Annoying Inbred by Vansea August 6, 2016

baking inbred 

actively engaging in sexual relations between individuals classed as being too closely related to marry each other
my cuz ain't quite right in the head. i'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were baking inbred.

your relatives from the backwoods look kinda off. they got small heads, strange faces and all kinda health issues. i think your fam been baking inbred.

damn man! your sister is fucking hot! if i were you i'd wanna be baking inbred with her fine ass.
baking inbred by jakeisjack November 22, 2020

philly inbred retard 

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.
Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard

The City of Inbred Children 

A story written by some middle school kid last year; The "epic" story about some fag and Jesus going to a lost city.
Jon: Did you read The City of Inbred Children yet?

MJ: Fuck na

gary the inbred 

a shitter of a bike, car or mobile home
haha, check your gary the inbred you gypsie
gary the inbred by devz mc October 17, 2008

crazier than an inbred schnauzer 

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.
He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.