hastings 

A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.

GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Britney Spears CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)

hastings by Otherdustin April 14, 2008

hasting hoe

1. any girl who is dirty.
2. a prostitute on hastings street in Vancouver BC

Ew that girl is a hastings hoe!

hasting hoe by coca October 31, 2003

Hastings 

Hastings was founded in 1968. In fiscal 1995, it began implementing their information system and opened a new corporate headquarters and a 100,000 square foot distribution center, all in Amarillo, Texas. Today Hastings is a leading multimedia entertainment retailer combining the sale of books, music, software, periodicals, new and used DVDs, videos and video games with the rental of videos, DVDs and video games in a superstore format. They currently operate approximately 150 superstores averaging approximately 20,000 square feet, primarily in small to medium-sized markets in 20 states.
Many people frequent Hastings, many of whom are people that shouldn't be let loose into society.

Wow, our toilet's broke but lets go to Hastings and rent a movie.

Hastings by Lou Phillips January 2, 2006

Hossinger

The one and only true man in this world. Can persuade an entire generation to bow down to him with just a blink of an eye. A Hossinger makes all other human males look like Boy George enjoying a relaxing weekend at Michael Jackson's house while watching the nanny. A Straight and Utter Boss.

Chicken Pot Pie I am a guy. There is 6 different ladies and one guy, wouldn't you know, it's a Hossinger Pie.

Hossinger by Wallamazoo March 23, 2013

Sam Hastings 

In cooking, to overuse garlic or undercook potatos.

He's pulled a Sam Hastings.

Sam Hastings by Captain Scotch Egg January 15, 2010

reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.

Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.

reed hastings by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011

monkey hosing 

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

monkey hosing by DirtyBob April 18, 2015