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chub squish 

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

chubberful 

adjective; chubby in a wonderful way; a combination of chubby and wonderful
Person 1: Have you seen that cat named Maru who's all over the internet?
Person 2: Yeah, that cat is SO chubberful!
chubberful by Yllom 24 April 11, 2012

chub and tuck 

When someone hides their stomach fat by tucking in their shirt
"DJ Khaled has a nice chub and tuck"
chub and tuck by Sherock Holmes January 31, 2016

belly chub 

A slightly friendlier way to refer to tummy fat or the spare tire.

By using the relatively innocent term "chub" (shortened from "chubby") instead of the more loaded "fat" or the unflattering "bulge," the phrase dodges some of the stigmas that have arisen from increasing obesity and our appearance-obsessed culture.
"That bikini looked great on the hanger, but when I put it on all of my belly chub was hanging out so I bought a tank suit instead."

- "Why are you on a diet? You're not fat."
- "Yeah, but I want to get rid of this belly chub."
belly chub by k.ann.h June 11, 2006

Chubb pants 

A person who has large pants. Or a word made from chubby chaser.
You are such a chubb pants Chounaird*o!
Chubb pants by Maseman April 15, 2009
Complete And Utter Bull Shit

When something is so preposterously bad that you have to point it out
"This day is caubs"
"It's caubs that I have to finish these lines alone Katie"
caubs by corpse esproc January 16, 2014