Arlington, TX 

that hellhole where they're building that bigass Cowboys stadium

hey man, you know that place Arlington, TX? Yeah, i went there for a cowboys game and got jumped. OH YES!

Arlington, TX by baller b August 16, 2008

Arlington High School 

Arlington High School was the oldest 4-year public high school in Township High School District #214 until it closed. It was open from 1922-1984. The school mascot was the cardinal, and the school colors were red and white. It was used for some scenes in the movie, Lucas, starring Charlie Sheen. Today, it is used and owned by Christian Liberty Academy.

Arlington High School closed due to declining enrollment.

Arlington High School by Catlady21 March 19, 2010

arlington 

Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell.

A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.

The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.

If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.

Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.

Football Captain: "I'm from Arlington!" *manly grunt*

Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*

arlington by tHe TReE PeOPle June 25, 2006

arrington 

A completely worthless person. A whiny over payed baby. Also know as Arod.Exceptions if you are female.

Mr. Arrington is wasting all of our oxygen.
Mrs. Arrington is a great calculus teacher.

arrington by Arod hata April 11, 2008

Arlington 

A small dink town in Washington state filled with bitches, and skanks, and where everyone tokes up on a daily bases. Where verybody wears kandii and wishes they went to raves. Where the mayor doesn't feel it necesary to send snow plows out even when the snow is two feet deep.

You: Where are you from?
Me: Arlington, Washington.
You: ...Where?

Arlington by Mein Nachname November 27, 2011

Arlingtron 

the name given to arlington now that it is becoming more and more like bethesda

see also little bethesda

keep arlingtron weird!

or

I never thought you'd move to clarendon cos arlingtron is so passe

Arlingtron by wwhs March 30, 2004

Arlington Heights 

a suburb of chicago. arguably the most saddest and boring suburb. full of white people and 10%blacks or non caucasians. Has the most boringest downtown. the nearest mcdonalds is 4 miles away and the nearest walmart is 2 miles away. full of old people and has the most boring est neighborhoods.

cant wait to move out of arlington heights, this place isn't fun at all!

Arlington Heights by densmenace October 22, 2012