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tuba man 

A man who has covered himself in tuba armor and who has posed in a quite funny position.
tuba man by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018
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tuba tubass Tuba Four tubalupit tubar Tuba Hug Tuba Love tubabro tubagus Tubah

tuba scoober 

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.
Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?
tuba scoober by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

tuba syndrome 

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)
"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"
tuba syndrome by kidTHE September 3, 2005

Tuba Love 

A tuba section limited event. The act of eating enough food each to make 3 people die of overfooding.
Dude, you ready for Tuba Love?

Yeah I brought 3 boxes of pizza!
Tuba Love by Golden Alliance August 31, 2014
An ass that so big, it reminisces a tuba.
Man, that tuba ass makes the worst music
Tuba ass by Eshk February 8, 2022

Tuba Rockstar 

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.
Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar
Tuba Rockstar by CTFO September 9, 2010