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Laptop Smacker 

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.
guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)
Laptop Smacker by Yadog May 29, 2009

you look smacked

You look ugly, bad etc.....
you look smacked by Akybsk April 1, 2017

smacked arse 

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.
fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.
smacked arse by She2red February 22, 2005
Smacked is when you start feelin the pill take affect.

Smackers- Another word for ecstacy pills
" Damn my nigga im dummy smacked."

"Call that beezie for some smackers."
Smacked by Jaccie-O June 22, 2006
High off weed..
Damn son, last night i was ''Smacked'' like shit..
Smacked by Na3bab3z... May 14, 2009

smackerman 

Probably the most unintelligent life form that god himself made, more than likely by some fluke accident.
Yo nibba you see Turbo over there? He's a real Smackerman aint he!
smackerman by Amamakskcbdjx January 31, 2017