Single bullet retirement 

When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.

Did you hear that bill gave himself a single bullet retirement on Tuesday?

Single bullet retirement by Desk zombie June 8, 2017

Jeeves Retirement 

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

Jeeves Retirement by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009

retirement rocker 

a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)

Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh

retirement rocker by Mefodikal May 2, 2006

Jamaican Retirement Package 

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

Jamaican Retirement Package by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

rolling stones retire 

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it

hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year

rolling stones retire by boots9288 September 16, 2009

Columbian Retirement Package 

A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

Columbian Retirement Package by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Retirement

Retirement is viewed as "a time of happiness" by 82% of people in Britain - much higher than the global average.

I think that i will really enjoy my retirement

Retirement by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006