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was not published 

an email you receive from trash asseditors”” that decided not to publish your definition and never tells you why smh
I just got a message saying that my definition was not published again smh

Publush  

Writing a blog entry while intoxicated. Drinking and blogging.
after a few martinis Katie decided to publush another blog entry

publisexual 

A person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is OBVIOUSLY gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.
Girl: I think Brad is SO cute.
Guy: You know he's totally gay, don't you?
Girl: No he's not. He has a wife and 2 kids.
Guy: They're just a beard. He's totally publisexual.
publisexual by Jimperfect June 2, 2009

published 

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of spending a prolonged period of time in a pub.
"My lord, I'm absolutely published."
published by N Stavrakakis December 14, 2008

Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation 

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.

why arnt you publishing my words 

attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!

love kelsey
(why arnt you publishing my words... cause your a faggot!)