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Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.
Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.

Optimus Prime 

He is an Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime by anonymous May 25, 2024

Optimus Prime 

call me William Afton because I'm going to put a child in Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime by XDDC January 1, 2025

optimus prime 

the one who slaugters megatron.
"my name is optimus prime. we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron."
optimus prime by starscream123 January 4, 2025

Optimus Prime 

Optimus Prime, just can’t stay dead

Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood
Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."