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Montanan Mouthwash 

When the female partner in a relationship puts her discharge in a shot glass and the male partner puts his own dingleberries in the same shot glass as the discharge, they both lick the shot glass clean simultaneously without swallowing or spitting the combination of the discharge and the dingleberries. The partner who has licked up the least amount must swish and gargle the mixture in their mouth, even the rest of the concoction licked up from the winners mouth.
Hey babe I'm feeling playful and competitive lets do a montanan Mouthwash
Montanan Mouthwash by Laney Phen January 9, 2025

Mississippi Mouthwash 

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.
Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".

Mack 10 mouthwash 

The act of unloading a clip off a mack 10 in someones mouth.
I heard he was talking crap, so he took em out to the back and gave em the old mack 10 mouthwash.

Satan's Mouthwash 

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

The Milwaukee Mouthwash 

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs
I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.

mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.
don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!