kipper 

to deface or mutilate oneself accidently through mis-adventure

I was drunk last night and tried to run up a wall and fell on my head and kippered my face

kipper by Harry White August 17, 2007

Kipper 

A short kid with a hunchback usually hailing from the land of Notre Dame. He likes his camouflage and is often caught shooting airsoft guns or taking little 2.4L 4 cylinder coupes with DOHC to the mudholes in the woods and getting them stuck beyond belief.

Holy shit dude, I saw a Kipper last night!

Dude he was slouching just like that Kipper from the movie.

Kipper by InvinsibleBear January 15, 2009

kipper tie

How a londoner says 'cup of tea'.

Want a kipper tie my old badger?

kipper tie by le hizzle June 12, 2008

kipperslap 

The female equivalent of teabagging

Whilst he was asleep she made sure to kipperslap him

kipperslap by jokeruk May 16, 2020

Knippers 

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

Knippers by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

Kipper Tickler 

A item person or thing.. that can tickle or cause pleasure to a females vaginal area. AKA the flange :)

A tongue is a kipper tickler.

"I tickled her kipper with my tongue"

Kipper Tickler by Neil Down Syndrome October 11, 2008

Kippered it 

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

Kippered it by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009