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Clean and Press Cumshot 

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.
Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
Spartan Cumshot by yakhunter February 23, 2011

Oklahoma cumshot 

The act of pulling out of your partner immediately before reaching orgasm and shooting your jiz all over their face while screaming “Boomer!” In response, your partner screams, “Sooner!”
I was so worked up after the OU game, I gave my bitch an Oklahoma cumshot.

kossover cumshot 

using the residue from a anus as lubercant for titi fucking
after having dirty anal sex with my friends mom she was pleased when i preformed a kossover cumshot apon her breast

canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

devils cumshot 

When you shoot your self with dragons breath ammunition
"Damn did you hear Kyle shot him self"
"no what happened"
"Homie pulled a devils cumshot on himself"
devils cumshot by Tacticaltoad431 August 26, 2021