Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept. 

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.

"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept. by Thelonetexan2004 December 3, 2024

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9. 

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 7, 2025

vocalgänger 

Someone who sounds exactly like someone else, particularly in vocal music.

"I really like the song "The Way." Is that Mariah Carey's new single?"

"No, it's her vocalgänger, Ariana Grande. No one can ever replace the original."

vocalgänger by mattybetch2 May 27, 2013

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011

kaito vocaloid 

absolute hottest guy on earth. I would lick his ass clean idc if hes middle aged.

Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10

I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.

Me: I'm really horny for Kaito vocaloid rn.
Anyone: Oh.
Me: Dreaming about that ass.

kaito vocaloid by RIVERZGAYYY May 9, 2022

fr-e-sh-a-voca-do 

A DANK MEME

Come to del taco they got a new thing called fr-e-shEEEE, fr-e-sh-a-voca-do.

fr-e-sh-a-voca-do by this handle is not taken February 4, 2018

Vocel 

Voluntarily celibate for reasons of asexuality, prevention of unplanned pregnancy, STDs, or aversion to social relationships or unforeseen legal complications/consequences and financial discipline.

Hambeast1: Do you think Jake would go out with me?

Hambeast2: No he doesn't go out with anyone because he's vocel.

Vocel by GreatWhiteQuiet January 3, 2014